Misery has taken some photos. In fact Misery has taken a lot of photos. Of ships and other dogs.
However, she has taken a photo of a cruise ship. So at least we can revive The Movie Project.
No mistress, that is not the cruise ship. That is the Ark Royal. I can tell a naval ship from a cruise ship by now.
Here is the cruise ship. We could have had the QE2 leaving port but did Misery manage to snap that? Of course not.
Anyway once she had taken the photos, I banished her again.
With a wave of the magic PippaPaw, I sent her off to my finca for a couple of days to feed my chickens and collect my fan mail (OK there wasn’t any but I can live in hopes, and I need to plan this eventuality for when my movie gets premiered).
Then she came back and selfishly wrote up her blogs before mine.
The Movie Project is back.
Pippadogblog readers from some time ago will remember that I put up a portfolio of black and white photos and considered I might be an appropriate candidate for a star of the silent screen – here.
Then, with a little help from some Pippapals, we decided that what was needed was a film aboard a cruise ship, where I am a dashing hero and get to meet lots of my girlfriends.
So here is the reminder of the plot (s) and cast, although if you want to read more about it, click here.
Sofa King and Toast Hero – Pippa
Heroines 1 & 2 – Sophie and Ethel
Love rival – BenTheRotti
Goofy golden retriever sidekick – Charlie
After-dinner crooner Boxer – Chef
Official Ship’s C.A.T. – JB (the only one we don’t chase – although we could perhaps have one tiny little chase scene?)
1) the entertainment crew led by Chef
2) detour to Melbourne involving mystery and intrigue – Bella
3) trip to UK for Simba’s walk-on part
Producer/director – Pippa (for now)
Pippa’s agent and PR director – Randi
Ethel’s agent – Wally
Tester of the all-you-can-eat buffet – Wally
Sophie’s agent – Sophie, I mean Sophie’s agent
Screenplay – Me, Pippa, oh and well, Misery
Now there were lots and lots of comments from pups and cats, so this is why I need to update it.
1) Kathryn and Ari have told us we need to visit Maine for the International Film Festival and lots of toast.
2) Lola Smiles has asked me to go and visit her in Montreal.
3) Randi has decided she wants a tiny role in the film too, and may even turn out to be my one true love.
4) Sophie has agreed that Randi may have a small cameo but is not happy with the one true love idea.
Sophie wants a pawsonal assistant or an agent. She wonders if Lola will be her agent.
I don’t mind Lola being Sophie’s agent, but as we are going to visit her, she will also be getting her own role in the film (I hope). Lola is far too beautiful not to at least have a small role.
Sophie wants her sock monkey. She also thinks sock monkey should have a role. And she wants a doctor. And for the cats to be declawed…and …..and ….
Right Sophie, that is enough now. You are taking this temperamental prima donna bit too far. I am not having sock monkeys in my film. If you get bored chase a few cats. And I don’t care whether the cats are declawed or not. Nor do I care whether there is a doctor.
But I will agree to some love scenes by the pool and I can watch you swimming.
Charlie, who was going to be the goofy sidekick, now seems to want to chaperone the ladies. Hmm, I’m beginning to wonder how many love rivals I will really have in this film, because Chef also wants to know if he gets some love interest.
Anyway, Chef, I am more than happy for you to be a scoundrel, so that is one thing we can agree on. And your mom is more than welcome to be a production assistant.
The Forget Sit and Stay Gang came up with some excellent suggestions for titles, so I think a PippaPoll could be called for to choose one. Here is what they wrote:
Pippa in Pics! We can see it now. Here’s some brainstorming on titles.
Pippa plays the high seas
The sun sets for Pippa
Pirates for Pippa
Pippa Sets Sail
Pippa Rides the Tides
I like those, I think they are very good.
Apparently Witty wanted to know what happened to Peaceful Pippa and why there is lots of cat chasing.
Well, Witty, although I am normally peaceful, the truth is that I am just conserving my energy for those wonderful moments when I get the opportunity to chase cats. Because I can’t resist it.
Speaking of cats, Peanut has offered us Shelby to chase, so that will be yet another cat in the film.
And Ethel wants to know if she can chase cats. Of course you can Ethel. As one of my two heroines (and not half as demanding as that diva Sophie) you can chase cats to your heart’s content.
Freda has asked if we need a 1,2 1,2 vole catcher. I don’t know if there will be any voles on board, but I think it would be best to err on the safe side, so you would be very welcome as resident vole catcher.
Jake and Just Harry from Florida have volunteered to add some authenticity and foreign intrigue for me. And even better, their mom can get us on Port Everglades. Misery would like that as she wants an excuse to go to the Everglades National Park, so perhaps a few days holing up at the port would be in order for her to clear off on her mini-expedition.
Asta is next to the Hudson River, so we will definitely have to go and visit her in New York.
Marvin wants to be Best Boy on the credits. That’s ok by me, I don’t know if you have to do anything to be best boy though. Oh, I don’t want you vomiting dead rabbits all over the place, or you definitely won’t be best boy. Mistress has heard those stories about you, so just remember this is a cruise ship and not the woods and forests of the UK.
I have realised since I started my project that two of my lovely girlfriends have gone to the bridge. So my film will be dedicated to Kelsey Ann and Tasha. I hope that is ok with their people.
Maybe Meadow would like a role in the film to represent the Kapp Pack, and I hope Eva is still willing to be in my film, even though she is a princess now. I’m not sure princesses do property stuff and set decoration like you originally suggested Eva, so perhaps you need to go for the cameo role. Maybe you can get Brice to do a bit of work on the sets. Although maybe not, there may not be a set left if we ask Brice to look after it.
And I think there will be so much going on with this American trip, that the trip to the Far East and Australia will definitely have to wait for the sequel, when of course we will also go via Japan to see Jazz and Dixie.
We will have to go via the UK though for this first film – or how else could we pick up Ben the Rotti? – so that will give Simba the chance for his walk-on part too.
Well, that’s it for now on the film. Thanks to everyone for hanging on in there and reminding me that I needed to get Misery to update it.
We will put on our thinking caps and start fleshing out the screenplay next. Competitions are essential on board I think. Snose competitions and toast competitions. I need to work on that.
All comments, suggestions, and volunteers for parts in the film are very welcome.
Nearly forgot. Here are some pictures of me.